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So it seems there's been a lot of controversy these days over upper and regular chest. Well I'm here today to give you the real Truth on what builds a chest.

The fundamental theorem of chest hypertrophy is wherever you bring the barbell to, is where the chest builds. For example, if you bring the bar right under your clavicle, you are building upper chest.

The real cause of gyno in young men is that they bring the barbell to their nips. This stimulates the nip part of the pec, and causes an imbalance in the topography of the titties.

If you want to build a balanced chest, you need to make sure the bar lands on different portions of the chest, changing the landing every rep.

For women who always thought breast enhancement was only possible through surgery, I recommend just a couple of barbells to the nips twice a week.

Cheers
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No. -3X
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Eh?
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You can't be serious. Are you serious? I hope you're not serious.
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I lol'd at the gyno part. Gyno happens from prolactin or estrogen, not a barbell near your nipple.
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Statistical evidence doesn't lie though. When I first reported my gyno and impotency to my endocrinologist, she showed me a study proving the above. The test was done in rats, albeit, so maybe that could be the issue.
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Statistical evidence doesn't lie though. When I first reported my gyno and impotency to my endocrinologist, she showed me a study proving the above. The test was done in rats, albeit, so maybe that could be the issue.


LOL.
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Trolling is a Art
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So the rats were bringing the bar to low or? -3X
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LOL @OP

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@EK. Yes the rats had overdeveloped breast tissue, specifically around the nipple. However to be more specific about the study,the study was done on female rats 3 months pregnant. One of the key notes in the study was that they were unsure whether or not lactation or low barbell movements was causing the breast growth
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They made rats bench press?
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So funny to read.
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skel1977 private msg quote post Address this user
which one of you is bringing the bar to his penis for them gains?
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@FxElement17 how'd they get the rats to hold the bar? -3X
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I love my chest and I'm going to make it grow!
I command you to grow!! I go that commanding from some guy off yt I forgot his name
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nwt521 private msg quote post Address this user
I knew someone has been messing with my bar..must be those fucking ripped up mice
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-3X
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nwt521 private msg quote post Address this user
Maybe they can give me a spot on bench tomorrow..hell they probably bench more than me!!
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U must be benching in the rat league, get on our level!!
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@eknight this is how

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FxElement17 private msg quote post Address this user
Lol that rat was definitely working for the jawline gains
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I don't know if you guys saw, but on Fox News tonight they had a doctor on who was talking about a recent study where participants with male pattern baldness took military presses to the hairline. After 8 weeks they started seeing significant gains
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I don't know if you guys saw, but on Fox News tonight they had a doctor on who was talking about a recent study where participants with male pattern baldness took military presses to the hairline. After 8 weeks they started seeing significant gains

I do barbell thrusts, must explain the pubes
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I don't know if you guys saw, but on Fox News tonight they had a doctor on who was talking about a recent study where participants with male pattern baldness took military presses to the hairline. After 8 weeks they started seeing significant gains


I WILL BE DOING THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY TO MY BALD ASS HEAD
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lmao
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Holy shit this thread.....
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