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IrishGymSheep private msg quote post Address this user
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
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Why is anal sex like vegetables?
because if it's forced on you when your young you won't enjoy it when your older.

What is the difference between an American girl and a Canadian Hockey player?
Canadian hockey player showers after 3 peroids.
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?

Harry escaped his chamber of secrets
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
At least a zit waits till you're a teenager before it comes on your face
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
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dwatson private msg quote post Address this user
Women rights.
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GStarRaw private msg quote post Address this user
^Beat me too it.
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coolguy1993 private msg quote post Address this user
@Ben777 haha awesome

whats got 8 legs and a big black pussy?
The A-team

A new pedophile ask an expert pedophile 'where's the best place to pick up kids?'
The expert pedo shrugs his shoulders and says 'swings and roundabouts'

what part of a vegestable can't you eat?
The wheelchair

whats the difference between a llama and a jew?
Llamas spit back
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coolguy1993 private msg quote post Address this user
Just for the record my family are jewish, I get a lot of them jokes haha
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JJ3065 private msg quote post Address this user
So I'm fucking this chick in the ass and she screams;

"WOW! That's excruciating!"

to which I replied;

"That's a really big word for a 12 year old."



And Im out. For good.
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coolguy1993 private msg quote post Address this user
@JJ3065 hahahahaha fuck thats epic
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"?
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
Who here wants to play a game of rape?

No? That's the spirit!
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?


Kick his sister in the jaw
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
Quote:
Originally Posted by dwatson
Women rights.


Dude, you just got married like 2 weeks ago!
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dwatson private msg quote post Address this user
On a scale of 1-10 how old are you?
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dwatson private msg quote post Address this user
My buddies GF called him a pedophile. Such a big word for an 8 year old.
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IrishGymSheep private msg quote post Address this user
What's the difference between a hillbillys pussy and a hockey stick?

If you really wanted to you could eat a hockey stick.


So, I was eating out this girl, and I tasted horse semen.
Then, I looked at her and said, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
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AustralianOak private msg quote post Address this user
What's the difference between a trampoline and a Jew?

I take my shoes before I jump on a trampoline.
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
What did one gay sperm say to the other?

How do we find the egg in all this shit?
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
What's the coolest thing about fucking forty five year olds?


There's 40 of them!
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stinkydiver36 private msg quote post Address this user
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew in the oven?




A pizza don't scream when it's burning.
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stinkydiver36 private msg quote post Address this user
How do you save a black man from drowning?







You take your foot off his head..




Sorry, had to be the first for a black joke.
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
Whats the diff between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain finishes his races
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Dukenhiemer private msg quote post Address this user
Keep this thread alive. Lmao.
I loled so hard.
What do you say when you see your tv floating in the air at 2am?

Drop it n*gger!
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OhhLoLo private msg quote post Address this user
whats long and black?





the unemployment line.
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stinkydiver36 private msg quote post Address this user
What did good say when he made a black person?







"Oh man, I burnt another one.
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igg private msg quote post Address this user
They say they're only legal once they leave school, that's why I'm at the front gate at 3.15
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Dukenhiemer private msg quote post Address this user
What's long and hard on a black person?
The second grade.
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