Funny article for hard-gainers:

I even had a friend who used to stuff beef jerky and sandwich meats into his pants before heading out to the club, lest he'd miss a meal while getting his Diet Coke on. Fortunately for him, his game was as lame as his diet, so he never had to explain to any willing female why his boxers smelled like the deli counter at the Piggly Wiggly.

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