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ITT: GREAT Chuck Norris jokes >>>>>2626

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Cuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris was getting it on in the back of a semi with a prostititue.. upon finishing 1 sperm landed on the truck bed..

This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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If you Rep this 3 times, then Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Holy shit it's a time travelling thread on SS.
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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

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Holy shit it's a time travelling thread on SS.


Chuck Norris can travel through time. He once roundhouse kicked a man in the face so hard he ripped open a hole in space time. He went through the rip and stopped the Kennedy assassination by blocking the bullet with his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of amazement.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dwatson
Chuck Norris was getting it on in the back of a semi with a prostititue.. upon finishing 1 sperm landed on the truck bed..

This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.


I Lol'd hard at this
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This always makes me lol
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they once made chuck norris toilet paper
but chuck norris doesnt take shit from anyone
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When walking up to Chuck Norris' weight, Ronnie Coleman yells "HEAVY WEIGHT BABY!"
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chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there's no sign of life.

Once a cop pulled over chuck Norris... the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its decedents are now know as giraffes
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lol always love #2 and 3 ttime.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasnt worked up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris can cut through hot knife with butter

couple off the top of my head. after complaining about how old and dumb they were, they really have some humor after not seeing them for quite a while
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Chuck Norris uses a magnifying glass to set ants on fire... at night
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Chuck Norris can cook a minute rice in 30 seconds

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
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ohhh ya and Chuck Norris can read picture books
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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chuck norris can beat maddeleine mccan at hide and seek
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the only thing Chuck Norris cant break, is Justin Bieber's voice...

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, we now know them as, The Islands...

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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oh come on!!chuck norris is just a stupid actor!!if he's a hero, he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboar3heiowdhwoqfhhbcqioqbcqcvwojewvwe wqdwqfqnbiofuscvcuv
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' bout...
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