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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
Write a story about if we all met up in the gym one day to workout.... I'll come up with one later. All I know is I would be walking around yelling "WOOOOOOOOOOO"
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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
Inb4 frost shock comes in here with a 10 page paper 😂
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
I walk in, @eknight sees me and faints.


/endset.
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
@oceanair Haha, would you be walking in with Heals on?
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
@wannabemuscular lol hmmm i suppose i could just for him. and then i'd change into my nikes :p
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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
I would faint too!!! Well. Might have to flip and tuck 😂😂😂
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Hiiibbbb private msg quote post Address this user
We all walk in and walk towards the barbells...
Only the strong shall lift
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SOLARSUPLEX private msg quote post Address this user
EK, the1, winnersneverquit form the bottom of bench press pyramid. The rest of us just kinda lay ontop of one another to add weight to the pile.

Then more stuff happens.
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I would faint too!!! Well. Might have to flip and tuck 😂😂😂

lmao please, like i'd really have that effect on you.
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EK, the1, winnersneverquit form the bottom of bench press pyramid. The rest of us just kinda lay ontop of one another to add weight to the pile.

Then more stuff happens.


Fuckin weirdo. I think I'm
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Originally Posted by SRorhrbac0808
I would faint too!!! Well. Might have to flip and tuck 😂😂😂

lmao please, like i'd really have that effect on you.


Ha! It's not that hard for me to get that effect. Oh lord.
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TimmothyGen private msg quote post Address this user
we all go out for mcdonalds and im the #1 young kid in the group. Then we hit the strip cluuuuubs. #Young-Crew
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
@SRorhrbac0808 lol you horndog, you 😂
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nine0seven private msg quote post Address this user
Rohr & Bucky start fighting while ocean warms up with their maxes
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IrishGymSheep private msg quote post Address this user
Id wait ten minutes stroll into the dressing room and rob enough bands and sports specific shoes that I can retire.
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
Swayz is an overweight balding dude in a too tight polo shirt running the front desk.

EK walks around scolding everyone that they're going to wreck their shoulders and knees doing what they're doing.
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
@illwill get's beat up and banned from the gym for trying to take ass pics of all the girls.
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AarronStenner private msg quote post Address this user
I'll be the guy in the squat rack not letting anyone near it. My squat rack
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
@AarronStenner But that's where @the1 does his curls. He'd be there first.
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eknight private msg quote post Address this user
@wannabemuscular lol!

@oceanair such a tease! -3X
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
@eknight :p
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SOLARSUPLEX private msg quote post Address this user
@eknight would set the leg extension and all incline benches on fire before anybody could get there.
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
@SOLARSUPLEX Oh, hey now. I like doing inclines!
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Inb4 frost shock comes in here with a 10 page paper 😂

It is expected so it shall be done!!!

Knowing the whole SS crew will be at the gym today, I decided to leave my headphones in the car so I could see what everyone is up to and talk to anyone as needed. As I leave the parking lot I see @wannabemuscular being escorted by a pair of employees from the adjoining Planet Fitness being scolded for lifting too heavy and scaring the other members. Upon making my way to the check-in of the gym I see @eknight lecturing some of the staff of the Kids daycare division. At one point I even hear how he said he would bench their corpses if any harm were to come to his little @esquire. Walking on, I pass cardio equipment as the uninformed newbies of SS go along their merry way burning calories they have no idea how to make up for.

After the cardio equipment were even more SS newbies are being taught inaccurate form by the pitiful personal trainers. As I begin to near the Benches, I hear a loud "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" coming from my left. I turn to see @SRorhrbac0808 and @Bucky having what seems to look like a Lift off as @AarronStenner give them both the middle finger and the youngins like @SOLARSUPLEX & @TimmothyGen watched and shouted taunts of derision to the pair . When asked why he was flipping them off, he told me that he wasn't allowed to join the lift off because he wasn't involved in the feud between the two.

Behind them @oceanair and @hollyhopeful5678 having what looks like to be a females only lift off. In between sets I hear Rorh making lewd comments to the pair to be punished by the occasional albeit light backhand to the arm or chin. I reach the squat racks but have to wait for @heddaway to finish her sets. I don't mind because I have now eye candy for the waiting period but then a hand grasps my shoulder, so I turn to see @Cannonball beginning to say something that sounds threatening in a different language. Not wanting to be bench pressed, I continue to gawk at my eye candy, but much more secretly so she can't see my perversion in the mirrors.

I do my sets and turn to find @WinnersNeverQuit waiting for me to finish, so when I do I tell him he's free to use the squat rack. As I pick up my gym bag, I turn to see him squatting my max as a warm up for reps. Shamed, I begin walking to the Deadlifting platform where @mikew jumps from where it seems like nowhere to hand me a badge for my new PR. Proud of my newly earned badge I find @NorIda dead lifting on the platform with my max so I figure he can't take up the space much longer.

I ask him how many more sets he has and hear in disappointment that he's just doing his warm up sets. Again shamed I wait for @Hamer93 to finish his sets. As I set chalk up to begin my sets, @golagola taps me and tells me to watch his form to make sure he's doing it correctly. Seeing a posse of the SS crew following him around, I look behind them to see @_RudeCrew, @cardinal, @ezvmoneybeast, @Trev182, @mattd534 and @eventheodds1 standing behind him shaking their heads or mouthing "NO!" so I decide against it. I finish my Deadlifting sets and see that @the1 is next in line to use the bar after me.

Not wanting to be shamed again, I decide to leave go to the benches and see @ATN_Coaching shouting encouragement to @GrizzlyBerg on the bench press. Trying not to see how much he was benching, I look up to a nearby mirror and see @Eat2Trainn247 practicing various poses. As I begin to warm up for my sets, I look over to see @shannowman doing what seemed to look like Upgrading? To the opposite bench I see @Perfidy spotting @leanr0x and shouting encouragement at him.

@kickinchicken was waiting to use my bench so again not wanting to be shamed, I quickly made my departure of the gym. On the way out I see the cookie monster driving @cassious' jeep through the gym wall as an explosion begins. Almost instantly the fire department is there and I see @FiremanSi gearing up and taking a hose into the heart of the blaze. Knowing that I could do nothing to help the SS crew, I go home and begin to write a tale of their exploits in this thread so they could live on forever in some form or another.
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MMB private msg quote post Address this user
Hahahah!
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Danimal_88 private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by SRorhrbac0808
Inb4 frost shock comes in here with a 10 page paper 😂

It is expected so it shall be done!!!

Knowing the whole SS crew will be at the gym today, I decided to leave my headphones in the car so I could see what everyone is up to and talk to anyone as needed. As I leave the parking lot I see @wannabemuscular being escorted by a pair of employees from the adjoining Planet Fitness being scolded for lifting too heavy and scaring the other members. Upon making my way to the check-in of the gym I see @eknight lecturing some of the staff of the Kids daycare division. At one point I even hear how he said he would bench their corpses if any harm were to come to his little @esquire. Walking on, I pass cardio equipment as the uninformed newbies of SS go along their merry way burning calories they have no idea how to make up for.

After the cardio equipment were even more SS newbies are being taught inaccurate form by the pitiful personal trainers. As I begin to near the Benches, I hear a loud "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" coming from my left. I turn to see @SRorhrbac0808 and @Bucky having what seems to look like a Lift off as @AarronStenner give them both the middle finger and the youngins like @SOLARSUPLEX & @TimmothyGen watched and shouted taunts of derision to the pair . When asked why he was flipping them off, he told me that he wasn't allowed to join the lift off because he wasn't involved in the feud between the two.

Behind them @oceanair and @hollyhopeful5678 having what looks like to be a females only lift off. In between sets I hear Rorh making lewd comments to the pair to be punished by the occasional albeit light backhand to the arm or chin. I reach the squat racks but have to wait for @heddaway to finish her sets. I don't mind because I have now eye candy for the waiting period but then a hand grasps my shoulder, so I turn to see @Cannonball beginning to say something that sounds threatening in a different language. Not wanting to be bench pressed, I continue to gawk at my eye candy, but much more secretly so she can't see my perversion in the mirrors.

I do my sets and turn to find @WinnersNeverQuit waiting for me to finish, so when I do I tell him he's free to use the squat rack. As I pick up my gym bag, I turn to see him squatting my max as a warm up for reps. Shamed, I begin walking to the Deadlifting platform where @mikew jumps from where it seems like nowhere to hand me a badge for my new PR. Proud of my newly earned badge I find @NorIda dead lifting on the platform with my max so I figure he can't take up the space much longer.

I ask him how many more sets he has and hear in disappointment that he's just doing his warm up sets. Again shamed I wait for @Hamer93 to finish his sets. As I set chalk up to begin my sets, @golagola taps me and tells me to watch his form to make sure he's doing it correctly. Seeing a posse of the SS crew following him around, I look behind them to see @_RudeCrew, @cardinal, @ezvmoneybeast, @Trev182, @mattd534 and @eventheodds1 standing behind him shaking their heads or mouthing "NO!" so I decide against it. I finish my Deadlifting sets and see that @the1 is next in line to use the bar after me.

Not wanting to be shamed again, I decide to leave go to the benches and see @ATN_Coaching shouting encouragement to @GrizzlyBerg on the bench press. Trying not to see how much he was benching, I look up to a nearby mirror and see @Eat2Trainn247 practicing various poses. As I begin to warm up for my sets, I look over to see @shannowman doing what seemed to look like Upgrading? To the opposite bench I see @Perfidy spotting @leanr0x and shouting encouragement at him.

@kickinchicken was waiting to use my bench so again not wanting to be shamed, I quickly made my departure of the gym. On the way out I see the cookie monster driving @cassious' jeep through the gym wall as an explosion begins. Almost instantly the fire department is there and I see @FiremanSi gearing up and taking a hose into the heart of the blaze. Knowing that I could do nothing to help the SS crew, I go home and begin to write a tale of their exploits in this thread so they could live on forever in some form or another.


dem feelz when you get left out....
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
@Frostshock Nice job. I'm amazed you got all those names in.
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the1 private msg quote post Address this user
man dem feelz though @danimal... fuck
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Frostshock private msg quote post Address this user
@Danimal_88 Lmfao just include yourself in the posse that would I would avoid to look at due to not wanting to be shamed at what I can lift in comparison - I Just went down the thread list and linked people that had recent threads so my bad dude lol
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