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So I went to the gym on today even though it was my off day, but that's not the main focus. When I arrived I noticed 2 extremely hard asses.. I'm not the one to judge, but man these dudes were tools. First off they come to do chest on a Sunday (everyone knows chest day is monday!) but that's not the worst part. While in the middle of my set I hear a gorilla like grunt. I nearly drop my weights and shit my pants. I look over to see the most horrific set of half reps known to man. The dude lowered the bar maybe 6 inches from starting point, let out a roar that would scare a full grown liger, and then re racked. I was intrigued by this mans intense form, so after my set I took another look. They were doing sets of 4 half reps and cheering each other on.. Keep in mind these dudes are barley bigger than me and I'm a pretty small guy (lean but small). Anyone have any similar stories? And am I just seeing this wrong? Is there some benefit to this half rep workout? I'm going to assume not. Ps my phone died before I got to the gym or else I would have caught this rare footage. Fml lol
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Man you just can't imagine the mess they're doing in my gym.. Parallel or deeper squat is as rare as pope shit.
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Geez I thought this was going to be a different type of gym fails.... like, i dropped a plate on my foot a couple months ago and around that same time nailed my head on a barbell I didn't see. but yeah, those people and their squats....I get more depth on calf raises than some of those people haha.
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I liked Johanna kind of fail

Like one time I was actually doing incline on the smith (I know I sinned) cause the 2 benches where busy, so I started low and raised to what I have decided to do. During the set I felt that one side was heavier then the other and didn't realized it. Took me 2 more set for me to realize when I was about to remove the weight, that the two side was different. One had 17 kg and the other had 7 kg
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my bro wanted to spot me on db bench press...so he told me that he puts the dumbbells in my hands and i should just chill...haha yea he put one dumbbell in my hand and i fell off the bench because i couldnt handle the weight just on one side

was bad ass in a set calf raises while my bro was doing leg press....then suddenly a loud fart appeared and i knew it was my bro and i had to interrupt my set because i just had to laugh
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I've broke my nose several times from fighting a few years back, and I never got it put back into place so its pretty crooked. Well 3 weeks ago I bent over to pick up a 45lb plate and when I stood up I smashed my nose into the barbell and it smashed my nose back into place. Its still a little crooked but looks 10x's better haha
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Fell over a bunch of times and landed on my ass teaching myself to front squat.

Hit myself in the head with dumbells on the layback for apress.

Caught my hand between the dumbbell and the rack, reracking tired so many times the skin got too tough to cut.

When I was much more strict I once walked into a gym all geared up preworkout taken looked around realized it wasn't the day I thought it was and that I shouldn't be working out. Shook my head too three steps forward towards the dressing room and then just turned around and left with a sad look on my face.
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when I was 16 years old I was using the Smith machine for incline presses and after my last set I racked the weight and sat ahead, within seconds the bar came crashing down and hit the stoppers mid way up (I didn't set them, they were already there) and it about 100-150lbs just missed my upper back/ spine
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coolguy1993 private msg quote post Address this user
Bench press boners
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the1 private msg quote post Address this user
^^ hahahah wut
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^^ hahahah wut
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^^ hahahah wut

Honestly more than half the time I'm lying there pitching a tent and my joggers are a poor fit so it's really obvious. You get some strange looks but they're just 'mirin.
Squatting with a boner is more of a problem- that shit is dangerous.
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LOL
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the1 private msg quote post Address this user
strong libido is strong @coolguy
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Cool guy you on test bro? Lol
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Cool guy you on test bro? Lol
I think he gets too excited that he's making gains
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IrishGymSheep private msg quote post Address this user
Easiest place to get a pump.
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I've dropped a 20kg weight on my toe, cut my head open on another machine; used to do some stupid exercises before I gathered decent knowledge from SS which looking back are quite embarrassing
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Easiest place to get a pump.
I think coolguy is getting a different kind of pump in the gym if you catch my drift
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Cool guy you on test bro? Lol

I have test instead of blood!
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Easiest place to get a pump.
I think coolguy is getting a different kind of pump in the gym if you catch my drift

I made an thread about a hot girl in my gym at uni a few months ago. I do hope your suggestion involves her
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haha @ coolguy..bench press boners, thats some funny shit man, thats something that you would see on jackass.

@ Rudecrew....are you talking mma fighting or like beating someones ass at a bar type of fight.
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@Xxlean just fucking up people that like to talk shit haha
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@_RudeCrew lol thats what i thought.
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There was a massive roid head in the gym I used to go to who would scream the following words over and over, one with each rep on the bench:Beast! Warrior! Legend!

Glad I'm natural!
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ErickFromOmaha private msg quote post Address this user
Some guy tried telling my gf not to squat so low then tried to show her but chu know what I says?
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Honestly havent had too many embarassing moments. I stay entertained by the variety of people I have at 24hr fitness
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I've broke my nose several times from fighting a few years back, and I never got it put back into place so its pretty crooked. Well 3 weeks ago I bent over to pick up a 45lb plate and when I stood up I smashed my nose into the barbell and it smashed my nose back into place. Its still a little crooked but looks 10x's better haha


HAHAHA you sir are a legend!
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I had a sprinting competition with my friend on the treadmills after a heavy leg session a long time ago. We cranked the treadmills to full speed and the first person to stop or lower the speed would lose and have to pay for drinks and be the driver on the coming Friday night. It was hectic and we looked ridiculous. My friend more so than me, his jelly squat legs couldn't handle it and fell over face first onto the treadmill and shot back into the pec deck machine that was behind. It was so damn funny.

My wife and I train at an awesome gym in South Africa during our winter break (she is Korean and we live in Korea). Westerners always think she is way younger than she is. Anyway, a high school boy tried chatting her up and had a pen and paper ready to take down her number in the gym. He thought she was a new exchange student. lol. She is actually 28 (not 16). I was standing near by (behind him), I didn't want to interrupt, it was just too funny. Anyway, eventually my wife pointed to me, saying that I was her husband. He turned around, I glared at him (I wasn't angry, I just wanted to enjoy watching him feeling awkward), and he stumbled and VERY quickly ran away and went home. Great ego boost for my wife! haha
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I had a sprinting competition with my friend on the treadmills after a heavy leg session a long time ago. We cranked the treadmills to full speed and the first person to stop or lower the speed would lose and have to pay for drinks and be the driver on the coming Friday night. It was hectic and we looked ridiculous. My friend more so than me, his jelly squat legs couldn't handle it and fell over face first onto the treadmill and shot back into the pec deck machine that was behind. It was so damn funny.

My wife and I train at an awesome gym in South Africa during our winter break (she is Korean and we live in Korea). Westerners always think she is way younger than she is. Anyway, a high school boy tried chatting her up and had a pen and paper ready to take down her number in the gym. He thought she was a new exchange student. lol. She is actually 28 (not 16). I was standing near by (behind him), I didn't want to interrupt, it was just too funny. Anyway, eventually my wife pointed to me, saying that I was her husband. He turned around, I glared at him (I wasn't angry, I just wanted to enjoy watching him feeling awkward), and he stumbled and VERY quickly ran away and went home. Great ego boost for my wife! haha


Haha yes! Its just entertainment to watch and laugh when they see you standing to the side.
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The worst is when someone makes eye contact with you during a set. I dont care who you are you know you have that creepy grunt rapey face pushing out that last max.
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