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-wanna fap but gotta train legs first
-forgot to take creatine. Gains gone
-took pre workout. Stuck in traffic
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This happened at work...

-always having a full laundry bag no matter how many washes you seem to do.
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-squat day, some tool is curling
-friends invite you to go out to eat at the last minute, can't fit it in my macros
-Get scheduled to work Monday. It's bench day, not workday
-Trying not to cry from leg DOMS during sex
-Open 15lb protein tub, scoop is at the bottom
-Your face when the MyFitnessPal app keeps logging you out


-SimplyShredded isn't working for some reason

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ryan_929 private msg quote post Address this user
Broken Toe- Cant squat or deadlift =[
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GrizzlyBerg private msg quote post Address this user
-never being big enough
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Trying to explain to my mum why picking up heavy things up and down, and repeat this throughout the week, is really fun.

Post-bulk: waist don't fit, thighs don't fit, ass don't fit
Post-cut: waist fit, thighs don't fit, ass don't fit
solution: sweatpants everywhere

when 4 or more alphas walk in and you know there aren't enough 45s for everyone...
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Knight
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-Get scheduled to work Monday. It's bench day, not workday


A ha ha ha ha ha ha! -3X
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-didn't rinse shaker cup out from last use. Now you are drinking fruit punch with chocolate preworkout.
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-didn't rinse shaker cup out from last use. Now you are drinking fruit punch with chocolate preworkout.
more like drinking death! nothing like the smell of a dirty shaker that's been sitting around for too long.
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-didn\'t rinse shaker cup out from last use. Now you are drinking fruit punch with chocolate preworkout.
I have coffee concoctions in mine, the immense smell of ass, death, and old people breath is ungodly if I don't wash my cups right away lmao
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-Get scheduled to work Monday. It's bench day, not workday


A ha ha ha ha ha ha! -3X


Hahaha I cracked up at this. And even more so that EK got a kick out of it
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Having to stay awake to get meals in.
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-going for a pr......takes 5 minutes to skip to the perfect song

-hyped up for a pr.....ad comes on pandora

-headphone falls out during set....set ruined

-attractive womenzz walk by during last round of your drop set

-lift to failure....too tired to put weight back (especially on deadlift)

-owner rearranges equipment.....puts leg press in the spot with ideal lighting for selfies (Vann complains about this)
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Half your clothes are gym clothes. Is it wrong the main reason I'm looking forward to summer is because I don't have to change out of my gym shorts at weekend?
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-always having a full laundry bag no matter how many washes you seem to do.

^THIS. There's always a ton of laundry to do, and the majority of it is mine haha.

Also, having your sister tell you that you lift like a powerlifter and should back off on the lifting and only do cardio.

Trying not to make jokes when your training coach at work mentions how great Zumba is.

Asking every guy you meet if they even lift. and you're completely serious, but you obviously can tell if they really do or don't.

Every time you go clothes shopping, you always end up in the sportswear section, even if you weren't planning to try on/buy gym clothes.
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-Squat rack's Free.. Not finished my Mobility drills.
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^^ The look i get when i break out the Resistance bands.
- Took Pre-Workout, Mobility drills done, Warm ups done, Just about to Lift some heavy shit.... PAGER GOES OFF.. Have to leave for stupid fire. Scoop Wasted.
- Call up to parents, Macros hit and get offered Desert.... Want to cry.

- In a restaurant, no internet to check macro's on MFP.
- Ready to squat, guy using it is talking, ask if he's done... 3more sets. Asshead.
- Took a pre-workout, gym closes in 1hr, crashed the car.. First thought... SHIT i'm gonna miss the gym.

- GF wants to book holidays... Wondering if hotel has a Gym.
- Get to the Gym, Forgot HEADPHONES... Their playing Carly Rae. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
- Had a chat with gym instructor about people with bad form.. see him squatting next day... HE MAY KILL HIMSELF.
- Guy beside you Slams weight down.. it's only 20kg on the cable machine... Your deadlifting 170kg U Put it down like u are deadlifting in a Pre-School At NAPTIME.

- Found 1 DB, Cant find the other.
- Guy using the bench.... For situps.
- Last few weeks of the Diet, ur gyms above a BAKERY.
-Friends wanna go away for the Weekend, Concerned u'll miss Saturday in the gym.

- On ur Way to eminem... Everyones drunk, so are you.. but munching on Quest bars... Can't fuck up my protein for the day.

- Half way to the gym, Forgot PreWorkout.

- Arrive at the gym.. Forgot Protein Shake, Turn around and go Home cause afraid to miss anabolic window. (OLDSCHOOL)

- Bought 10 heads of broccolli for Bro-Meals and on sale... Only get to use 1, rest go off, Frozen food is Processed.

- Ben Pakulski told u to have Maltodextrin Intra and Post workout.... NEED 4 FILLINGS.

- Paid 100euro/month for a strength camp.. they never tell u how to Eat right.. Gym costs 200euro/Yr, know how to eat right.. Stronger now.

- Hungover, can't miss the gym.. go to gym, Get injured.

- Trainer says 1more, you say no i'm done, Trainer says 1more, you say okay... Knee injury can't squat for 4months.

- Dieting, get woken up for a call at 4am.. Neighbours offer us Biscuits and cookies.. DOESNT FIT MACROS.. Want to cry.

So many more..... haha.
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Pretty girl flirting with you, can't seal the deal because you have to go train.
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-Being in class with a protein shake, and after every sip the whisk ball bangs the bottom and people keep looking at you.

-Wanting to cook up a meal late night, but roommates can't stand the smell of food when they're sleeping.

-Just about to finish your last set and head home, when a smoking girl walks in wearing spandex.
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When non-lifters think protein poweder and creatine are steroids...
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protein powder and creatine are steroids..

FTFY



Sorry mom....
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maximus24 private msg quote post Address this user
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-hyped up for a pr.....ad comes on pandora


Spotify is where it's at!
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SOLARSUPLEX private msg quote post Address this user
@maximus24 unless you go to a gym without service or wifi.
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@maximus24 preach it
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@maximus24 unless you go to a gym without service or wifi.

I paid for premium, just downloaded to my phone
Used to torrent/pirate all my music but FUCK I'm lazy now

Oh, there's another bodybuilder problem

-Gains > piracy now
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@SOLARSUPLEX you can download playlist so they will play without wifi!
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-didn't rinse shaker cup out from last use. Now you are drinking fruit punch with chocolate preworkout.
more like drinking death! nothing like the smell of a dirty shaker that's been sitting around for too long.


Smells like shit
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Originally Posted by Sedlo18
protein powder and creatine are steroids..

FTFY



Sorry mom....


Funny story,

when my mom found out I was taking creatine years ago, she got all freaked out and called a pharmacist about it. Pharmacist tells her it may make me angry (what the fuck?). Mom flushes it. Everytime I get pissed off from then on she says "are you back on that creatine???" Hahaha

My #bodybuilderproblem is..

Not even hungry. Have to force feed more food in even tho gagging just trying to get those gainz.
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Having protein farts when you sit by a bunch of girls in class
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