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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
Post your bodybuilder problems below!!!!!!!
*side note*- I am not complaining. This is meant to be fun/funny.

Everyone at work gets so pissed because I am running to the bathroom all the damn time. I honestly don't feel like I run to the bathroom all that much. But I like to stay hydrated! lol. No one at work thinks I go to the bathroom to piss. They always think I am doing something or up to something... But no I'm just taking a whizz! They used to get pretty pissed about it haha. Now there like "ohhh It's just Steve". LOL
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Scotian private msg quote post Address this user
When you go to family dinner and everyone else enjoys gravy and fatty food and you're sitting there eating your spinach #bodybuilderproblems
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
@SRorhrbac0808 lol loads of water + caffeine = human water fountain!
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MCarey private msg quote post Address this user
I farted Monday trying to get the dumbbells in to position on the bench! My ear phones were In! I felt the rumble! Lots of stares!
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Trev182 private msg quote post Address this user
I get dirty looks at the gym for being "sweaty"!

and yeh the pissing thing at work does my bosses head in...like a fucking garden hose!
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Tritons private msg quote post Address this user
When you hit your macros and someone calls you to go out.
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shannowman private msg quote post Address this user
Not being able to go anywhere without food because of that 3 hour muscle catabolism....


... Not srs.
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The Dark
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eknight private msg quote post Address this user
Sneaking into the "ladies only" area because the glute-ham machine in there is better than the one on the main floor. -3X
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AustralianOak private msg quote post Address this user
Going to grandparents house on a cut.....
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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
hahahahaha. I am dying. Y'all crackin me up.
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brian12 private msg quote post Address this user
Wife suggesting I train less and start salsa dancing lessons with her instead...
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SwoleAnimal private msg quote post Address this user
Your vial of insulin is in your blue fanny pack. You brought the black one. ****!!
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Ben777 private msg quote post Address this user
Buying jeans that fit your waist AND your thighs/calves
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pandasashi private msg quote post Address this user
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Buying jeans that fit your waist AND your thighs/calves

impossible!
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IrishGymSheep private msg quote post Address this user
You have chicken cooked but no carb source and your heading to a friends house, so you load up your bag with tupperware chicken and then think how you can walk to your friends in a way you pass a shop that you can go in and get a carb source.
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Trev182 private msg quote post Address this user
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Wife suggesting I train less and start salsa dancing lessons with her instead...


HAHAHA!
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THE GODFATHER wannabemuscular private msg quote post Address this user
You measure out and package all your meals and then realize someone took "just a little" out of one of the packages. WTF! Don't touch my portions!

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When you go to family dinner and everyone else enjoys gravy and fatty food and you're sitting there eating your spinach #bodybuilderproblems

This kills me! No matter where my family and I go we always get crap from everyone cause of the way we eat. They're all overweight, on various medicines, get out of breath going up and down stairs, etc. but we're wrong for eating the way we do and committing to exercise.

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Buying jeans that fit your waist AND your thighs/calves

I hope to have this problem one day.
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tamere01 private msg quote post Address this user
When family members/ anyone else who is staying with you arnt use to the concept of counting macro's and mistake you weighing your food as making sure no-one ate anything of yours -_-
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mikew private msg quote post Address this user
- The bathroom thing is the worst!! Lol --- I thought I was the only one... guess we could form a support group. Ha ha ha.

- Cooking chicken on the grill only to find that you're out of rice. Aargh! Hate that feeling.

- No clean tank tops and need to wear a t shirt to the gym.
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
When your dad starts bitching that you say "Even" too much, which is due to all the "Do you even... bro?" jokes you tell.
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david12345676 private msg quote post Address this user
buying clothes that fit comfortably and look normal
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oceanair private msg quote post Address this user
When you go to a party and the first thing everyone asks you is, "What have you been up to, besides working out?"

When someone asks you what are your hobbies, you respond, "I like to lift."

When you have to call Starbucks customer service to get the macros on your customized drink.

When you can't go to bed without flexing in front of the mirror first to check progress and maybe even mire your own gainzzz.
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Zyzzst private msg quote post Address this user
@oceanair that last one is a must for me hahahahaha
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david12345676 private msg quote post Address this user
entering ottermode
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AarronStenner private msg quote post Address this user
Being in beast mode 24/7

Boiling your pasta then realising you turned it off not down to simmer

My new problem
Trying to film a lift to check form and some ass wipe gets in the way
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goforgain private msg quote post Address this user
Explaining my friends Creatine is not steroid.
None of my friend is into bodybuilding.Whenever I tell them that I take creatine they look at me suspiciously.
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david12345676 private msg quote post Address this user
Steroid accusations.
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OhhLoLo private msg quote post Address this user
ALWAYS BEING BROKE $$$ FROM BULKING
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the1 private msg quote post Address this user
constantly buying protein + bcaas + omega 3s

cant leave the house without 7 hours worth of food

smelly shaker cups + tons of washing dishes from tupperware/cooking

2-3 hour meal preps EOD
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KnifeHands private msg quote post Address this user
Having lifelong hemroids from deployment and then eating 4200 cals a day, shitting 12 times. It's gunna be a blood orgy.
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