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30 signs you are a gym rat10593

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http://www.paulmihalescu.com/30-signs-that-youre-a-gym-rat-dude/

1. WHEN YOU FIND YOUR FAVORITE PROTEIN POWDER ON SALE:



2. WHEN YOUR NON-LIFTING BRO WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR PROTEIN:


THEN YOU ANSWER THEM:



3- YOU HAVE A DANCE THAT YOU BUST-OUT AFTER YOU’VE SET A NEW PERSONAL RECORD LIFT:



4- HOW EXCITED YOU GET WHEN YOU DISCOVER A NEW LIFT:


BUT THEN YOU ATTEMPT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND YOU’RE LIKE:



5- THE BADASS FEELING YOU HAVE WHEN YOU ENTER A BAR OR CLUB WITH ALL YOUR LIFTING FRIENDS:



6- WHEN YOU MEET THE CHICK THAT SHARES THE SAME PASSION AS YOU IN FITNESS, YOU’RE LIKE:



7- THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PRE-WORKOUT AND ATTEMPT TO INCREASE YOUR ONE-REP-MAX BY 100LBS:



8- HOW YOU EXPECT EVERY CHICK TO INTERACT WITH YOU AFTER CHEST DAY:


BUT IN REALITY, YOU END UP:



9- THE LOOK YOU GIVE THE CHICK DEADLIFTING 2 PLATES+ :


BUT BEFORE YOU CAN GET TO HER WHEN SHE FINISHES HER SET, ALL THE DUDES BE LIKE:



10- THE SCENARIO BETWEEN YOUR BRO AND YOURSELF WHEN HE DECIDES TO TRIPLE SCOOP HIS PRE-WORKOUT:



11- WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU’VE BEEN STUCK ON A LIFT–WITH THE SAME WEIGHT–FOR MORE THAN A MONTH:



12- THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT RAN THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU’VE FIRST BEGUN IIFYM 2.0 AND ATE CAKE:



13- WHEN YOUR GIRL MENTIONS THAT IT’S YOUR ANNIVERSARY, BUT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW IT’S ACTUALLY CHEST DAY:



14- WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE GYM AND YOU’VE REMEMBERED THAT YOU’VE LEFT YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE AT HOME, SO YOU’RE LIKE:



15- WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT THEY DON’T LIKE BACON, NOR DO THEY ENJOY MEAT IN PARTICULAR:



16- WHEN YOU ATTEMPT A NEW PERSONAL RECORD AND YOU DON’T GET TO FULLY LOCK THE LIFT:



17- ONCE YOU’VE REALIZED THAT PAUL GABRIEL MIHALESCU OPENED AN ONLINE GROUP COACHING PROGRAM:



18- THAT BROTALK YOU HAVE WITH YOUR GYM PARTNER WHEN YOU FIND OUT HE GOT INJURED AND HE CAN’T TRAIN FOR THE NEXT MONTH:


BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THERE’S 15 MINUTES LEFT BEFORE YOUR PRE-WORKOUT KICKS IN:



19 – WHAT YOU DO TO EVERYBODY WHEN YOUR DIET PHILOSOPHY CHANGES:



20- HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU PUSH MORE WEIGHT THAN THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU THAT’S CLEARLY SHOOTING UP TEST/DBOL/CLEN/TREN AND YOU’VE BEEN JUICE FREE THE ENTIRE TIME:



21- THE MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND OUT SOMEBODY NEVER TRAINED LEGS:


THEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR FRIEND NEXT TO YOU AND YOU’RE BOTH LIKE:


SO, YOU TURN BACK TO THE DUDE AND REPLY:



22- WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR GYM IS CLOSED AND YOU’VE ALREADY TOOK YOUR PRE-WORKOUT, YOU START FEELING LIKE:


SO THEN YOU’RE LIKE:



23- WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS YOU ABOUT YOUR SUPPLEMENT STACK, YOU REPLY:



24- SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO TRY THEIR WORKOUT, BUT YOU’RE ALREADY ON A STRICT PROGRAMMING. SO YOU ANSWER BACK:



25- WHEN YOU FINISH A SET OF HEAVY SQUATS, YOU IMMEDIATELY PROCEED TO:



26- YOUR FRIEND DECIDED TO TRY YOUR ADVANCED WORKOUT, AND HE’S ASKING YOU–HALF-DEAD–IF YOU’RE BOTH DONE. SO, YOU ANSWER BACK:



27- YOUR REPLY TO YOUR GYM ARCH-NEMESIS WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER THEM AFTER A LONG-TIME:



28- WHEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS DECIDE TO HIT A BUFFET/RESTAURANT, BUT YOU’VE ALREADY ATE ALL YOUR MACROS OF THE DAY:



29- WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT IIFYM 2.0 REALLY BRINGS RESULTS:



30- THE FACE YOU GIVE PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT “DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!” JOKE IS STILL FUNNY:

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Lol!
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Thank you for making the last hour of my work day an awsome one!
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@samirsaleh True story lol.
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This is awesome!
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Haha, no. 26 is the truth.
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had a great laugh, thx man!
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Awesome
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this is amazing.
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hhaah. YES! Good stuff.
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#28 all day, every day.
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what about how you feel on deload week / rest week
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OM.Gif!!
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made my day bro
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My iPhone hates me right now lol
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haha brilliant!
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sohee had something similar

http://www.soheefit.com/category/humor/
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