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mikew private msg quote post Address this user
- First you split your favorite pair of jeans... three weeks later the elastic on your favorite sweatpants popped

- The woman at Krispy Kreme knows your order by heart

- Others at the gym often ask you, "Hey fatty, can u give me a spot?"

- Your new 1RM of 405 lbs. is also your body weight

- Too fat to fit in the squat rack
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tenax private msg quote post Address this user
Scale says "one at a time, please".
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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
Hahahaha. I am cracking up.

My jeans don't fit for shit anymore... They fit around the waste but not legs.

My showers take longer because more mass.

Also I had to change my hand placing on the bar when I squat haha

Also I can't lay in my sides. Damn delts in the way.
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mikew private msg quote post Address this user
- Workouts take extra long because you insist on eating a meatball sub in between sets

- Girlfriend casually mentions "Did you hear there is a spin class on Tuesdays at 6PM? I hear its exhilarating!"

- Representative from Subway sandwiches thinks you might have what it takes to "become the next Jared".
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mikew private msg quote post Address this user
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Originally Posted by SRorhrbac0808
My jeans don't fit for shit anymore... They fit around the waste but not legs.


Ha! One reason I started this thread is because my wife just brought back some jeans she had stitched up for me that split back in March.
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lukecorney private msg quote post Address this user
when you need a golf club to scratch your back. when one takeaway meal is no longer an option. when you need a seperate shopping trolley just for toilet paper. when the plummer comes twice in one week :/. when your rep range slowly decreases. when you cant wear your rings anymore. when you use to use 2 fingers now just one lol
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ajones46 private msg quote post Address this user
-You don't track macros. You eat. And then eat moar.
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ryan_929 private msg quote post Address this user
When you don't even want to lift and just eat all day every day.
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4real private msg quote post Address this user
When you get asked :''are you a powerlifter?''
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Dexdbest private msg quote post Address this user
When your girlfriend has to hold your belly up to give you a blowjob
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Zyzzst private msg quote post Address this user
Hey at least you didn't lose 10 pounds of muscle at boot camp... I hate my life hahahaha
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Zyzzst private msg quote post Address this user
But when you can't see your willy when you are peeing
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ryan_929 private msg quote post Address this user
When you cant squat below parallel because your ass is already touching the floor
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stinkydiver36 private msg quote post Address this user
When you can't stop eating.
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david12345676 private msg quote post Address this user
lololololololol
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mikew private msg quote post Address this user
You previously described yourself as "skinny fat". You now describe yourself as "fat fat".
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SRorhrbac0808 private msg quote post Address this user
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikew
- Workouts take extra long because you insist on eating a meatball sub in between sets

- Girlfriend casually mentions "Did you hear there is a spin class on Tuesdays at 6PM? I hear its exhilarating!"

- Representative from Subway sandwiches thinks you might have what it takes to "become the next Jared".
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Originally Posted by ajones46
-You don't track macros. You eat. And then eat moar.
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Originally Posted by Dexdbest
When your girlfriend has to hold your belly up to give you a blowjob


HAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tooooooooo funnnnnnyyyyyyyy

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Bulking- A great excuse to get fat as fuck and let everyone know its okayyy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4real
When you get asked :''are you a powerlifter?''


WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL???!!!





-3X
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4real private msg quote post Address this user
@eknight LOL .It was a off season powerlifter joke ,i do realize not all powerlifters get fat , and alot of them are quite lean.
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cassious private msg quote post Address this user
That poor fucking rabbit haha
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sriram private msg quote post Address this user
- you try to foam roll...but the roll gets flattened
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Scotian private msg quote post Address this user
When you look like me... Srs y'all should see how bloated I am... Not meant to be over 200lbs
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Trev182 private msg quote post Address this user
LOL
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asiantank private msg quote post Address this user
when the fat guys at the gym use you as motivation to diet
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Evisu79 private msg quote post Address this user
When you post in the nutrition section "Gained 20lbs and a gut in 1 month, whut do?"
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Nyko private msg quote post Address this user
step on scale, numbers no longer show... Just a digital read out of DYEL
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Cannonball private msg quote post Address this user
when you squat more than you deadlift
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4real private msg quote post Address this user
When bending over is a full body workout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4real
When you get asked :''are you a powerlifter?''


WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL???!!!]

-3X


Powerlifters are fat. Why anyone would want that thick, chubby look is beyond me.

inb4 someone posts pictures of lean powerlifters
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132 pounds. Benched more than you. Just saying. -3X
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